The floating stuff tastes good.
Stay inside; it's warm, dark and safe.
When you're pissed off, kick a lot. It gets you attention.
Don't play with any tube that comes out of your belly. You're liable to choke.
Avoid the wire hanger.
Even though you can't see him, don't trust the muted-sounding voice who shouts a lot.
There is no such thing as an impermeable fluid sac.
9 months is long enough to be with any woman.
If someone forces you out of your home, it's best to go head first and let them slap you on the back.
When it's over, there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. It will be a big disappointment.
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