Review Haiku

Japanese master of poetry, Issa (1763-1825), joins our staff this issue to review books, computer games, movies, and stuff the best way he knows how: through the minimalist beauty of the Haiku.

VIRTUAL LIGHT-- Novel by William Gibson

Is this the same guy
Who wrote us Neuromancer?
Leaves flutter in wind

LOS ANGELES-- American city

Annoying movies
Why don't people buy my script?
City falls into sea

"Alternative" Music-- Radio format

If they sell millions
Is it still "Alternative"?
Groupies fall from sky

FROG BOG-- Video game for the Intellivision

Dueling frogs eat bugs.
Hop! Hop! Excellent gameplay!
4-bit graphics rock!

MORTAL KOMBAT-- Movie by New Line Cinema

Fighting little guys
Based on bloody game for kids
Kapow! Fall on floor.

Do you want Issa to review your product? Send your books, movies, art, magazines, records, cash etc. to "Issa"
c/o Matt Patterson 968 Tularosa Dr. #2 Los Angeles, CA 90026

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Ooze #6 ----- Fall '95

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