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Ftp the TEXT VERSION from ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/Ooze/
America Online- Mac Games Forum (Keyword: MGM) Old issues in the publications archive. [edited for content]
Info-Mac Archive- various locales
CompuServe- Go MACFUN. Ooze is in the Game Aids/Add -ons Library. [edited for content]

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HTML/Multimedia funny ha ha's- If you program cgi or multimedia weirdness (shockwave- director, etc.), submit it to us, as we have more disk space.

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Ooze #10 is going to be our salute to Science Fiction & Fantasy, due out by the end of February. Really. I swear. I really, really mean it. Deadline for submissions is the middle of January.


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Ooze Magazine
The Journal of Substance, Wit,and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits