Ooze is copyrighted 1995 by Matt Patterson. Don't steal text or art and claim it as your own, like some record company did with the cover of issue 2. More on that pending case in Ooze 5. Individual authors own the copyrights of their own pieces too. Contact me BEFORE you rip us off. People will be happier that way. Everyone and everything mentioned in this issue is not real. Ooze has a circulation of 30,000. It is free. Pass it along, upload it to your favorite BBS, print up full-color hard copies and give them to the homeless, just keep it in it's current format, and give me a significant cut of the profits.
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