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Obey the Signs and Live - award-winning film
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The Finger: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off
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THE FINGER is a "humor" book for the 23rd century. The book, features a 3-D lenticular cover that flips you off as you walk by it. Use it to flip off anybody you want, without the usual muss and fuss of raising your own digit!
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Celebrate the finger's 3,000 years of vulgarity with the book that rips American pop culture a new asshole and then sticks its finger in. THE FINGER is the perfect f-u centerpiece to any hipster's coffee table, any left-leaning, bearded college professor's nightstand, and any 12 year-old boy's hollowed-out, musty, spider-ridden log in the middle of the woods.

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Fuck You- and the Horse You Rode in On

Curious? Read Ooze #11: The Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off -an entire issue of Ooze dedicated to The Finger! This companion website features text and photos our original publisher (for whatever reason) wouldn't run in the book.

Also visit the FINGER UPDATE of Ooze #13 - find out what's new with the Finger!

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THE FINGER: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off
Ice Cube gives this book a Finger Down!by M.J. Loheed, Matt Patterson and Eddie Schmidt photos by S. Herstadt

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Ooze Imprint ISBN: 1888358122

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