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Visit Chompo's Shoppee and get t-shirts, undie-pants, lunch boxes and more. Ooze's popular one-eyed dog, Chompo, now has her own website at chompo.com. This is a no-toothed Chompo fest filled with pictures, videos, animations, stories, and Chompo Merchandise. The Flash Storybook™ Chompo's Lost Lunch is a tour d' force of storytelling - with a literal cliffhanger ending!

We are testing some different Ooze designs, which have a very limited availability! See any image on Ooze you want on a shirt or tea cozy? Write us!

Ooze DVD
ONE HOUR OF OOZE
Obey the Signs and Live - award-winning film
Wedding Video - my brother's wedding gone awry
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Speedo in the Trees - most popular film 1,000,000+ downloads
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Our biggest seller, I (heart) Niggers T-shirts are NOW available since they were BANNED from cafe press. Still want one? Write us with a size/style and we'll tell you how to get them.

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The Finger: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off
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THE FINGER is a "humor" book for the 23rd century. The book, features a 3-D lenticular cover that flips you off as you walk by it. Use it to flip off anybody you want, without the usual muss and fuss of raising your own digit!
Cover to THE FINGER- click to see closer

Celebrate the finger's 3,000 years of vulgarity with the book that rips American pop culture a new asshole and then sticks its finger in. THE FINGER is the perfect f-u centerpiece to any hipster's coffee table, any left-leaning, bearded college professor's nightstand, and any 12 year-old boy's hollowed-out, musty, spider-ridden log in the middle of the woods.

Buy it for yourself, then give it to the ones you love...or hate
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Fuck You- and the Horse You Rode in On

Curious? Read Ooze #11: The Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off -an entire issue of Ooze dedicated to The Finger! This companion website features text and photos our original publisher (for whatever reason) wouldn't run in the book.


Also visit the FINGER UPDATE of Ooze #13 - find out what's new with the Finger!

Want to know what this literary tome looks like? Download a 16 page PDF sampler.
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THE FINGER: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off
Ice Cube gives this book a Finger Down!by M.J. Loheed, Matt Patterson and Eddie Schmidt photos by S. Herstadt

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XMAS SPECIAL: Authors will autograph book and write a "witty" inscription - to whomever you wish!
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Heavy-Duty Paperback - 104 pages 
Ooze Imprint ISBN: 1888358122

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Jesus Dancing!
The Force is a Tool of Satan
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The Finger Shirt - ON SALE
The Finger
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tell the world where they can stick it!


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Ooze Posters
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From the popular The FORCE is a TOOL of SATAN website- Hang up Jesus in your living room! This charming 11x17 poster can liven up your dorm room, office or crack den for only $4.99 including shipping.


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Jesus Poster
This exquisite 11x17 poster of the Ooze Mascot lets people know you're a sick and twisted bastard - for only $4.99 including shipping!


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Jesus Poster
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