Imagine if Jeff Foxworthy, America's most famous Redneck, wasn't really a Redneck at all! What hack comedy would he spew if, in fact, he were actually an immigrant?

You might be a foreigner if...

...you speak English as well as you drive.

...you ran out of Saints to name your kids after.

...your wife is hairier than your dog

...you have two antennae on your head.

...you enjoy "Baywatch" for its clever storytelling techniques.

...your wife's idea of intimacy is removing the veil.

...you root against Steven Segal in his movies.

...you consider 7-11 "the family business".

...dinner at McDonald's is an exotic change of pace from your normal diet of stewed monkey brains.

...you burn incense to accent your body odor.

...you think top-optional beaches are cheating you out of half the fun.

...you hail from a country other than 'Merica.

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