The Force is a Tool of Satan
Yoda is not GOD
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These have one mind and shall give their power and strength unto the beast! -Revelations 17:13

Many people think that STAR WARS is a good movie. It may be entertaining but in reality it is EVIL. Why, you ask, is a movie loved by millions a tool of SATAN? The answer is THE FORCE.

Throughout all three movies people always say May The Force Be With You. But what is the Force? The "angelic" Obi-Wann Karboi says, "It's the thing inside all living creatures." But isn't that what GOD is?

The Force makes people behave like Demons. Luke is "taught" by the grimy, wizened, midget stand-in for God, YODA to make things fly in the air with TELEKENISIS. That's what Demons do!

Darth Vader is supposed to be evil and Obi Wann good. This isn't true. They are BOTH evil because Obi Wann wants Luke (a blasphemous thing to name a demon-creature) to use this extra-sensory feeling to fight for good. The Jewish George Lucas is telling us Christians that God isn't good enough and wants us to believe in a higher secular human force. Tell that to Jesus, George!

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R2-D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool". Is it so cool when God strikes you down where you stand? I don't think so!

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there will be silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. -Revelations 8:1

That seventh seal is the seventh SEQUEL to Star Wars! That sequel will enrage the Lord, and He shall SMITE those who worship the Force. No Ewoks will deliver you then- only JESUS.

Satanic Luke
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