A BUTT LOAD OF NEW SHIT.
The chapter on Ways you Can Lose your middle finger was Mammoth. Our publisher said, "Please. What does Gangrene have to do with the middle finger?" Well, lots... if you ask us. And a really gross picture.
Learn about the International Society For People Without Their Middle Fingers and how you can help them educate people to stop them from taking unnecessary risks!
See a picture of Hitler stealing Star Trek's Scotty's middle finger in this BANNED photo. According to those objecting to the photo, "Hitler looks too triumphant."
Jerry Garcia's full finger amputation story was deemed unsuitable.
Leprosy is not for the timid.
Farm Machinery can grind fingers into pulp.
The Dani Tribes of Papua New Guinea ceremonially remove the middle fingers of tribeswomen. Don't let this happen to you!
A treatise on the physiological process that occurs in the body before, during and after you give the finger. Considered too long-winded to publish.