holy crap, I think everything you said is amazing
HOLY SHIT I WAS LYING! First of all, Star Wars is a mother fucking movie. If you're so enraged that you have to start your own relgious cult to discredit a fictional work of art such as this movie, then you need to take a good look at yourself and look at how fucked up you yourself are. Are these the type of actions your God would want you to do? what ever happened to fucking harmony and shit you assholes. You guys are probably just jealous because George Lucas gets laid ALLLLLL the time and no woman will ever see your microscopic penis's. Your attempt for spite against this man that has brought so much joy to this otherwise dull world will go unnoticed. Seriously... do you get anything that's NOT hatemail? I say no. You're lucky the force isn't real, because if it was I would take my dark jedi lightsaber and shove it up your stupid anal retentive assholes. fuckers. If you're going to start discrediting something, why don't you start with that god awful movie Star Trek? there's your blasphemy. Jesus H Christ, did you ever think about the god damn teleportation devices? you think those things work? NO. they fucking disintigrate the fuckers and send a soulless copy of them to whatever planet they're going to. Is THAT in god's fucking design? I think not. And while we're at coming up with pointless things to say God doesn't want, I wish I had a fucking unicorn. that'd be badass. You better be glad that you didn't come to my Star Wars premier, because you would have been fucking mob lynched, and hung by the Star Wars banner at the top of the theater. Fuck you, you stupid assholes. If I ever find you, I'll fucking shit in your mouth, then have you shit that out, and then force you to eat that shit, which is composed of shit that I previously made you eat. Who gives you the right to start your own religion, you soulless bastards. what, the other ones aren't good enough for you?
p.s. please contact us later about joining your wonderful cult. we're very interested...... fuckers
Reader on 12.12.05 @ 05:26 PM PST [link]