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How to Give The Finger
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Step 1

1) Extend either arm at an approximately 90° angle perpendicular to the body.

You'd be surprised how many people don't give The Finger correctly. Save yourself from unnecessary embarrassment by going over these few simple steps.

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Step 2

2) Bend arm at the elbow. Position it parallel to the body, forming three sides of a perfect square.


3) Close palm tightly.

Step 4

4) Fiercely upturn digit between pointer and ring finger.

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Now You Are Giving The Finger!

5) Hold approximately 10 seconds to a minute for emphasis.

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